Farewell My Legume

Farewell My Legume is the first, and possibly only, entry in the exciting literary genre of “squirrel noir”.

http://www.amazon.com/Farewell-My-Legume-Private-Detective/dp/1500278785

I tried to get them to make the paperback worn and creased and stained and smelling of smoke, like a good 25 cent flea market fiction paperback.
They couldn’t do that for me. They also couldn’t make it a quarter. So there’s an e-book edition too.